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'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Thank you bubbles

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

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'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Bottletrees.

"Your shout!"

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

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