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'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Cow's straw

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

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'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Bottletrees.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Malty tasking.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

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"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

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'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."