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'Malty tasking.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

Bottle Distillery

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

'I brew it myself.'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Beer Lunch

Cold Beers and Skiers

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Lite Beer.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"You order the microbrew?"

''Fancy a quick pint?'

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Alcohol Ingredients

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."