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'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'How can drinking more beer make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup daily and it hasn't made me a better speller.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Malty tasking.'

Bottletrees.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine of the Day Club

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Your shout!"

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Red for me, please.'

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Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

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