Beer Label Collector T-Shirts

'I've decided to put responsible labelling on my homebrew.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Malty tasking.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Ad Valorem

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

REAL ALE for one pint only

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

'Blessed before 20/01/00'

"Do you have a white on the fruity side, with maybe a possum on the label?"

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Ol' Drunken Stupor

Lager Drinker.

Beer Fancier

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'

"Perfect. Kate and Eli are suckers for bold graphics."

'How can drinking more beer make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup daily and it hasn't made me a better speller.'

"You must be terribly proud. It's the finest thing you've done."

ALEment 1

'Domestic Beers'

'It's perfect, how did you know...'

"Caution: this tomato soup combined with our chicken noodle soup can form a lethal nerve gas."