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'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Malty tasking.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

Beer Lunch

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Bitter End

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

REAL ALE for one pint only

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wish You Were Beer

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

Beer versus Wine

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Goldilocks: The later years

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!