Brew Kit Collector Pillows

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Malty tasking.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Beer Lunch

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Bitter End

Ad Valorem

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

Wish You Were Beer

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Goldilocks: The later years

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"You were right, Ed, I should have stopped when you said to....now I don't have enough money to pay for this drink!"