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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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Baloneystini

Bottletrees.

'Malty tasking.'

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine

Ad Valorem

'Red for me, please.'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

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'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Absolut Cullum.

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Great Moments in Beer

"There's water up here, all right!"