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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

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Bottletrees.

'Malty tasking.'

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine of the Day Club

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

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'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Red for me, please.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

A Good Year.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

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"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Absolut Cullum.

"There's water up here, all right!"

Great Moments in Beer