Vodka Collector Pillows

Absolut Cullum.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Join me in a Martini?

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

The Death of the Blues

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Baloneystini

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Bottletrees.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Your shout!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Wine of the Day Club

'Music & Gym'

Which Hogwarts house are you?