Vodka Collector Gifts

Absolut Cullum.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Wine Lady

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Join me in a Martini?

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Elvis Presley

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Baloneystini

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

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"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Bottletrees.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'Music & Gym'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Your shout!"

Ozzy Osbourne

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Neil Young

Wine of the Day Club

Art Garfunkel.