Vodka Lover Gifts

"Take us to your vodka."

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

A Good Batch.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Join me in a Martini?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Redhead

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

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Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.