Vodka Lover Pillows

"Take us to your vodka."

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

A Good Batch.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Join me in a Martini?

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I'm an atheist!'

Redhead

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"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."