Vodka Connoisseurs Pillows

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'No ice.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"What'll ya have?"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Next Round Indicator

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'