Vodka Connoisseurs Pillows

"Happy?" "Absolutely!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'No ice.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Tequila Mockingbird

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Fried chickens.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Next Round Indicator

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"What'll ya have?"

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."