Vodka Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"You awake?"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Which Hogwarts house are you?

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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."