Vodka Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm making an effort to limit my dependence on foreign vodka.

"You awake?"

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Join me in a Martini?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Rabbit Punch

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."