Bottle Collectors Pillows

'The reason we bought this house was the nearness of the bottle banks.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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Bottletrees.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'He's been shot!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Ad Valorem

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Wine: New and Old.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

A Good Year.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"I've got sea mail."

Submarine