Bottle Collectors Pillows

'The reason we bought this house was the nearness of the bottle banks.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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Bottletrees.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'He's been shot!'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Ad Valorem

'Red for me, please.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Wine

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

A Good Year.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Submarine

"Over there - an island!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's water up here, all right!"