Bottle Collecting Pillows

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Wine Hourglass

Recycle bin

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Bottletrees.

"Quick swig first?"

Portfolio, 2011

Wine tasting

Red Wine

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

Nouveau wine

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Wine: New and Old.