Bottle Collecting Prints

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Wine Hourglass

Recycle bin

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

"Quick swig first?"

Portfolio, 2011

Bottletrees.

Red Wine

Wine tasting

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Nouveau wine

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Ad Valorem

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."