Bottle Bag Collector Pillows

'You know, our collection of bottle bags is worth more than our collection of wines.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Bottletrees.

Utility Chic.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Your shout!"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'He's been shot!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Ad Valorem

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Submarine

"Over there - an island!"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

"There's water up here, all right!"

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water

Great Moments in Beer