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Baskets 'N Booze

A Good Batch.

Punt Cake

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

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Baloneystini

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Bottletrees.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

Wine of the Day Club

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Your shout!"

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Red for me, please.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

Candlelight

A Good Year.