Liquor Collector Mugs

Baskets 'N Booze

A Good Batch.

Punt Cake

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Baloneystini

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"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

Bottletrees.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"Hoarder."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine of the Day Club

"Your shout!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Hotel mini-bar.

'Red for me, please.'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Wine

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Brian's considering the optics."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Wine: New and Old.

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Candlelight