Whisky Bottle Collector Mugs

'That contains my late husband's ashes - in the most fitting urn I could find!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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Bottletrees.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Love wine

"Your shout!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Wine of the Day Club

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"To toast!"

'Red for me, please.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Ad Valorem

Wine

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

"Wine not?"

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

A Good Year.

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

Great Moments in Beer

Submarine

Dehydrated H2O Just Add Water