Beverage Collecting Pillows

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

'Malty tasking.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Angel's Share

Ad Valorem

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

REAL ALE for one pint only

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Absolut Cullum.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Welcome Back.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Wine Hourglass

Baskets 'N Booze

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

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