Beverage Collecting T-Shirts

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

'Malty tasking.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

The Angel's Share

Ad Valorem

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Hell's Bells Whisky

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Absolut Cullum.

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Welcome Back.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Wine Hourglass

Baskets 'N Booze

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"To the gentleman in the back, at four pounds, last bottle of gin in all Khartoum!"

Old Mr. Boston Sloe Gin