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'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Just the one...

Baloneystini

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Absolut Cullum.

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Welcome Back.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Soothing Waterfall

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Wine Hourglass

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

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