Soft Drink Collectors T-Shirts

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Baloneystini

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Tough Teddies

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Sweets

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Absolut Cullum.

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'Film extras drinks night'

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Hard Water

Pop Art

Skunk soda- out of odor.

'Haven't you ever heard of the stock exchange tradition of the opening belt?'

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."