Soft Drink Collectors Gifts

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Baloneystini

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Tough Teddies

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Absolut Cullum.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

Sweets

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

'Film extras drinks night'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

"It's a list of houses that gave out healthy treats last year. We won't be going to these houses this year."

"Take all the candy you want, kids. The contact info written on the wrappers is for your parents - I'm a dentist."

Hard Water

Pop Art

Skunk soda- out of odor.