Collecting Soda Gifts

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Absolut Cullum.

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'I don't like to carry ID.'

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

'Light refreshments now being served'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

British Summertime

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

Lager Drinker.

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity