Collecting Soda Gifts

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

Absolut Cullum.

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'I don't like to carry ID.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

'Light refreshments now being served'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity

British Summertime

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

Lager Drinker.