Soda Collecting Gifts

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"Thanks for going to the store to get my butter, Baldo. But..why'd you buy 23 Super Red sodas?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Wine Hourglass

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Soothing Waterfall

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

Water/Still water/Not water any more.