Soda Enthusiast Gifts

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Soda machine next to a skinny diet soda machine.

'Light refreshments now being served'

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Hope

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

'No way I'm buying a first class ticket just to get a club soda!'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

'And you're saying nobody knew we were right on top of a major fault line?'

Open At Other End.

'... so I said, 'Now try doing that with a bottle'. But seriously cokes.'

Root beer/garden.

Buy two 16 oz drinks and get a free sippy hat!

New and improved 16 oz. soda cup.

'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'

Sodacide.

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"We've got Slurpsie-Up - Is that okay?"

"Baldo, can you run to the store for some butter?"

"Baldo, why the mood? Just because school starts in two weeks doesn't mean you have to be mad at the world...angry at everyone and everything. It points to deeper issues."

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

"Here's the pizza you ordered. I drank your soda."

"We met on Fizzbook!"

"Nothing...the machine says to insert a dollar bill face up."

"She dumped me the minute I flunked out of medical school."

"Do you have any sugary carbonated drinks that will give my life meaning?"

Hot dog stand.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

First There Were Only Two. Then There Was a Third. Trouble Began.

New In! Flat Coke.

The Alpha Seltzer

Sodas. Ernie drinks soda all day long. He's working on his fizzical fitness.