Soda Aficionado Gifts

'Is that diet coke?'

'It was funny, but not 'laugh So hard Your Soda Comes Out Your Nose' funny.'

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Pop Culture

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"We won!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

1930's Lady.

Teapot

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."