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'It was funny, but not 'laugh So hard Your Soda Comes Out Your Nose' funny.'

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Pop Culture

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

1930's Lady.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Teapot

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'd say business was brisk."