Soda Enthusiasts Pillows

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"Product placement in a cartoon? You're crazy! Crazy delicious, like a smooth, refreshing Pepsi-Cola."

The result of taking too much soda to correct acidity

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Rabbit Punch

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'