Soda Aficionados Pillows

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"You call this ice?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Vodka

Roller Coasters