Soda Pop Enthusiasts Gifts

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Energy Drinks

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

Bike with Tag Along

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'Are you crazy? Don't throw the paddle-pop stick out! That's the best part...'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

'I don't like to carry ID.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

Impossicle.

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Nappy Hour 2-3.