Club Soda Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't like to carry ID.'

La Table

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Energy Drinks

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Cybergoths.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Nerd night at the club.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."