Club Soda Enthusiast Prints

'I don't like to carry ID.'

La Table

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

Time-of-the-month club.

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Energy Drinks

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Cybergoths.

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

Cola Observatory

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.