Ironic Soda Lover Gifts

'Do you have any diet?'

"We won!"

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"Physician heal thyself."

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

Energy Drinks

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Cola Observatory

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'I don't like to carry ID.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

"They're all down there sentenced to an an eternity of fornication, licentiousness and intoxication."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Therapists to watch out for: 'How long have you had this unnatural fear of wolves?'

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.