Soda Collector Gifts

Pop Art

Skunk soda- out of odor.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

The last song before the party exploded.

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Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Bottletrees.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Your shout!"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

'Hello, please take care of my ship in a bottle.'

Wine: New and Old.

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Great Moments in Beer

Absolut Cullum.

"There's water up here, all right!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."