Soda Saver Gifts

'Hanging out at burger shack for 25 years hasn't always been fun, but I've saved thousands in diet orange Fanta costs.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The last song before the party exploded.

Noise Pollution

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

Coastguard

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Cash Rebate

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

From trash to treasure

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Don't you have anything larger?'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"And could I have a small diet soda please."