Water Savers Gifts

Doing our bit to save the planet.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

The New Normal

"It's trickle down."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

'Household water use'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Welsh water sewage

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

Criminal waste of water

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Climate Crisis

The Finger.

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."

Coronavirus and Atlas

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'