Water Savers T-Shirts

Doing our bit to save the planet.

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

The New Normal

"It's trickle down."

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A collective sigh of relief.

'Household water use'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Criminal waste of water

Welsh water sewage

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Climate Crisis

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

G20 - what now?

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

"One reference to 'Spaceship Earth' and I'm out of here."