Soda Saver T-Shirts

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The last song before the party exploded.

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Noise Pollution

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

Coastguard

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Oh - It's you.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

From trash to treasure

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Cash Rebate

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

A frog makes his own pond from tears.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

The Plant Place - Drought special!

"And could I have a small diet soda please."

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'