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Louie's soup kitchen - fly is disguised by waiter in his soup.

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Evolution.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Hope...

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'Not whale stew again.'

Coastguard

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Wildlife Tree

'Oh - It's you.'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"I can't save the planet all by myself. Go get some trees to plant."

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

Shepherd

Cash Rebate

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.

From trash to treasure

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"Help us!!"