Soda Collection Gifts

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

Flower drinking cola.

'Light refreshments now being served'

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'