Soda Specialist Gifts

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Tartar sauce.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Swimming Champion.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Antonio Carluccio.

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

Energy Drinks

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."