Soda Specialist Gifts

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Tartar sauce.

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Antonio Carluccio.

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

Energy Drinks

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'