Soda Sommelier Gifts

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

Nouveau wine

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Join me in a cup of tea!

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

Man out of order like his coffee machine