Soda Sommelier Gifts

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"We won!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Keith Floyd.

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

"It's been 10 years Martha, why are we still eating quinoa?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Nouveau wine

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'