Beer Sommelier Gifts

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Just the one...

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Keith Floyd.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

1930's Lady.

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Wine-tasting Tour.

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Amateurs de vin...