Water Sommelier Gifts

Waterbucks.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

Nouveau wine

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"And this is our 'panic room'. We usually pop in here after watching the nightly news."

'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

"I told you shaken, not stirred."

'I wonder if we strike wine again!'

'How many times did you think you could get away with using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?'

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Which one had the health benefits in it?"

"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'

'Whatever happened to swirl, sniff and taste?'