Soda Gifts

Man out of order like his coffee machine

'Hey son, I'm to look under my cap to see if I won a free soda.'

Flower drinking cola.

"We won!"

Hope

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Man standing in front of a vending machine for cold drinks

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'And you're saying nobody knew we were right on top of a major fault line?'

"Do you have any sugary carbonated drinks that will give my life meaning?"

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'I took a bottle cap to the groin during the Cola Wars.'

"Well, I say it's soda!"

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

"I hate to admit it...but I think I might be drinking too many sodas."

"Hey....I ordered a diet soda didn't I?"

Pop Culture

Medium Fries and a Drink

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Bar Bar

Teenagers with needles stuck in their arms attached to soda and hi-energy caffeine drink cans.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'

'We make sure we cover everything to avoid a lawsuit.'

Message in a Bottle: Help! Send More Soda!

Rat in a soda bottle.

'It says exact change only,'

"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

The Alpha Seltzer

*Sigh* warm coke

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.