Soda Sipping Gifts

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

Energy Drinks

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"And could I have a small diet soda please."