Soda Sipping Gifts

We'll take coffee, tea, soda, whatever. We're into flex fuels.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

Energy Drinks

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."